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Vampires Suck
- Director: Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer
- Writer: Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer
- Producer: Jason Friedberg; Jerry P. Jacobs
CGiii Comment
This JUNK cost $20,000,000...and made a mountain at the Box Office!!!
Let this be and end to the career of everyone involved...as they chuckled all the way to the bank!
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton.
Cast & Characters
Jenn Proske as Becca Crane;
Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen;
Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane;
Chris Riggi as Jacob White;
Ken Jeong as Daro;
Anneliese van der Pol as Jennifer;
David DeLuise as Fisherman Scully;
Kelsey Ford as Iris;
Dave Foley as Principal Smith;
Matthew Warzel as John