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I Suck

Country: USA, Language: English, 16 mins

  • Director: Jason Bowers
  • Writer: Jason Bowers; Cindy Trometer
  • Producer: Jason Bowers; Brandi Vasquez

CGiii Comment

Very, very funny.


Trailer...

The(ir) Blurb...

David, a 24 year old closeted gay vampire, returns home from being on a popular reality TV show. His new Boyfriend Conner, who doesn’t know about his blood sucking habit, accompanies him home in hopes of making it easier to tell his Mom about his sexuality. Little does he know his whole vampire family is waiting for him at home to throw him a surprise "Welcome Home" party to find out if he has taken home the big bucks. David now has to deal with hiding the fact that he is a vampire to Conner and has to find the right moment to let his Mom know that blood isn’t the only thing he likes sucking.

Cast & Characters

Keri Blunt as Alison;
Jason Bowers as Radio DJ;
Daniel Coffman as David;
Ryland Dodge as Christian;
Cindie Haynie as Judy Waldron;
Whitney Lesher as Casey;
Daniel Montgomery as Frankie;
Richard Pham as Stephen;
Matthew Vaughan as Connor;
Richard Wajda as Vampire