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Trouser Bar

Country: UK, Language: English, 18 mins

  • Director: Kristen Bjorn
  • Writer: John Gielgud
  • Producer: David McGillivray

CGiii Comment

With all the hootspa surrounding this film...mainly because John Gielgud - supposedly - wrote it...and his Charitable Trust were not too happy with the alleged writers' credit!

Well, babies, there is no writng...it's an idea...produced without talent...with the erroneous addition of some seriously bad wigs.

Why the 'names' took part in this...will remain a mystery...until the end of time.

Total nonsense. Hyped garbage.


No trailer...

The(ir) Blurb...

Set in a London gentlemen's outfitters c. 1976 and taking inspiration from the emotions aroused by a fetishistic love of corduroy, leather and tight trousers, two men enter Sir John's Trouser Bar, little do they know the adventure that await them inside. With cameos including Barry Cryer, Julian Clary, Miss Hope Springs, Nigel Havers and some other strangely familiar faces.

Cast & Characters

Peter Benedict as Men in Street;
Ashley Ryder as David;
Anthony Wise as Men in Street;
Florian Klein as Lee;
Rupert Smith as Men in Street;
Alan Blyton as Men in Street;
Doug Cooper as Men in Street;
Anil Desai as Men in Street;
Jan Manthey as Men in Street;
Craig Daniel as Joe;
Denholm Spurr as Bobby;
Brian Robinson as Passer-by;
Paul Smith as Men in Street;
Stephen Fenerty as Men in Street;
Zac Renfree as Larry