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Beethoven's Nephew

Country: France, Language: English, 103 mins

Original Title

Le Neveu de Beethoven
  • Director: Paul Morrissey
  • Writer: Mathieu Carrière; Paul Morrissey

CGiii Comment

Morrissey's lack of skill comes to the fore...yet again - coupled with extraordinary inaccuracies and mind-boggling fiction.

Acting...everything: lousy.

This is pigswill.


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The(ir) Blurb...

The plot centers around old Beethoven's fixation on the welfare of his nephew, for whom he fought a lengthy custody battle against his brother's former wife. Beethoven thought she was a bad influence on the boy. Sadly, the nephew isn't receptive to Beethoven's "overtures", and resents his boorish uncle's efforts on his behalf. The nephew is a complete nonentity, lacking in both interest and talent. He seems to wish only to be left alone.

Cast & Characters

Wolfgang Reichmann as Ludwig Van Beethoven;
Dietmar Prinz as Karl;
Jane Birkin as Johanna;
Nathalie Baye as Leonore;
Mathieu Carriere as Archduke Rodolphe;
Ulrich Berr as Schindler;
Erna Korhel as Marie;
Pieter Daniel as Holz;
Yelena Rostropovich as Countess Erdody