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Things to Do Before You're 30
- Director: Simon Shore
- Writer: Mischa Alexander; Jean van de Velde
- Producer: Sally Caplan; Steve Christian
CGiii Comment
No surprises here - it's all been done (to death) before.
This version would put anyone off having a relationship - forever. The men are truly vile.
The humour is, practically, non-existent...the closeted gay man, the unfaithful man, the spoiled brat of a man, the angry man, the fat man, the geek - blah, blah, blah.
Completely lacklustre...but, kinda sweet!
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Amateur football [soccer] team Athletico Greenwich exists 20 years and is determined to celebrate their 500th match, especially the six veterans who were in it from the start. Life keeps getting in the way of playing, just as it frustrates the lists of things to do before age 30 made by the juniors, as proven by the over 30s' experience, such as Collin's obsession to have a threesome with girlfriend Vicky and her mate Sheera. Captain Cass resents his pregnant girl Kate's intent to focus their entire lives on the baby. Collin's house mate, would be musician Dylan, should answer to his dad. Johhny as taken in his cripple step-dad Don, once the team's mentor. Real or alleged homosexuality is a tender issue.
Cast & Characters
Dougray Scott as Cass;
Jimi Mistry as Dylan;
Emilia Fox as Kate;
Shaun Parkes as Adam;
Billie Piper as Vicky;
Bruce Mackinnon as Colin;
Roger Morlidge as Billy;
Danny Nussbaum as Johnny;
George Innes as Don;
George Irving as Dylan's Dad;
Rosie Cavaliero as Rosie;
Nina Young as Claire;
David Paul West as Toby;
Chris Polick as Gavin;
Donna Alexander as Fiona