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Adaptation

Country: USA, Language: English, 114 mins

  • Director: Spike Jonze
  • Writer: Susan Orlean; Charlie Kaufman
  • Producer: Jonathan Demme; Charlie Kaufman

CGiii Comment

Very minor interest - John Malkovitch in a dress right at the beginning - and that's it.

Not half as clever as it thinks it - and, a fairly laborious in getting to its deflated end.

Difficult to stay awake through the stench of self-importance.


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The(ir) Blurb...

While his latest movie Being John Malkovich (1999) is in production, screenwriter Charlie Kaufman is hired by Valerie Thomas to adapt Susan Orlean's non-fiction book "The Orchid Thief" for the screen. Thomas bought the movie rights before Orlean wrote the book, when it was only an article in The New Yorker. The book details the story of rare orchid hunter John Laroche, whose passion for orchids and horticulture made Orlean discover passion and beauty for the first time in her life. Charlie wants to be faithful to the book in his adaptation, but despite Laroche himself being an interesting character in his own right, Charlie is having difficulty finding enough material in Laroche to fill a movie, while equally not having enough to say cinematically about the beauty of orchids. At the same time, Charlie is going through other issues in his life. His insecurity as a person doesn't allow him to act upon his feelings for Amelia Kavan, who is interested in him as a man.

Cast & Characters

Nicolas Cage as Charlie Kaufman / Donald Kaufman;
Tilda Swinton as Valerie Thomas;
Meryl Streep as Susan Orlean;
Chris Cooper as John Laroche;
Jay Tavare as Matthew Osceola;
Litefoot as Russell;
Roger Willie as Randy;
Jim Beaver as Ranger Tony;
Cara Seymour as Amelia Kavan;
Doug Jones as Augustus Margary;
Stephen Tobolowsky as Ranger Steve Neely;
Gary Farmer as Buster Baxley;
Peter Jason as Defense Attorney;
Gregory Itzin as Prosecutor;
Curtis Hanson as Orlean's Husband