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Big Tease (The)

Country: UK, Language: English, 86 mins

  • Director: Kevin Allen
  • Writer: Sacha Gervasi; Craig Ferguson
  • Producer: Kevin Allen; Craig Ferguson

CGiii Comment

Dreadful direction, paper-thin comedy - not worth the effort of blowing your nose.

Mind-numbingly awful.

And, a tad embarrassing...for a certain someone.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Flamboyant Glasgow hairdresser, Crawford Mackinzie, gets a letter from the World Hairdresser International Federation inviting him to its prestigious annual contest in L.A. Filmmaker Martin Samuels is making a fly-on-the-wall documentary about Crawford; he and the crew go too. After maxing out his credit card at the Century Plaza Hotel, Crawford discovers he's been invited to participate in the audience, not the contest; he tries every angle imaginable to get in the competition: he phones fellow Scot Sean Connery, he gets a union card, he asks the reigning champion for help, and he connects with Connery's publicist, who's having a bad hair day. Will he succeed, for the little people?

Cast & Characters

Craig Ferguson as Crawford Mackenzie;
Chris Langham as BBC Interviewer;
David Rasche as Stig;
Frances Fisher as Candy;
Mary McCormack as Monique;
Donal Logue as Eamonn;
Isabella Aitken as Mrs. Beasie Mackenzie;
Kevin Allen as Gareth Trundle;
Angela McCluskey as Senga Magoogan;
Francine York as Elegant Woman;
David Hasselhoff as Himself;
Drew Carey as Himself;
Cathy Lee Crosby as Herself;
Bruce Jenner as Himself;
Nina Siemaszko as Betty Fuego