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Chambermaid Lynn (The)

Country: Germany, Language: German, 90 mins

Original Title

Das Zimmermädchen Lynn
  • Director: Ingo Haeb
  • Writer: Ingo Haeb
  • Producer: Olaf Hirschberg; Ingmar Trost

CGiii Comment

Lynn is a chambermaid, apart from a few mental health issues, she is the dullest woman alive...mechanically and clinically bonking her reluctant boss when needs dictate - they do not make a pretty couple.

She likes to spy on the hotel guests...by hiding under their beds as they go about their daily business.

Creepy...but, DULL.

In walks a domiatrix and Lynn does somersaults with unbridled lesbian lust - paying her €200 per hour for a bit of more slap and less tickle.

How much do chambermaids earn in Germany?!?

And...it's still DULL.

The production values are dull, the dialogue: dull.

Who would have thought that a little bit of S&M would make you fall asleep. We were snoring contentedly as the end credits rolled by. 


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The(ir) Blurb...

The unlikely pairing of an obsessive-compulsive chambermaid and an androgynous dominatrix ...

Cast & Characters

Vicky Krieps as Lynn;
Lena Lauzemis as Chiara