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Four Eyed Monsters
- Director: Susan Buice; Arin Crumley
- Writer: Susan Buice; Arin Crumley
- Producer: Mike Hedge
CGiii Comment
Erm...narcissism and self-indulgence, an autobiography - it's awful.
Thankfully, this is not the future of film-making - because this insipid couple are less prolific than their egos hoped to be.
Film festivals that wallow in their self-importance deserve this crap - just keep it away from the discerning public.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Apathy, technology, paranoia, disease and medication. Meet Arin. Arin is a shy videographer who finds it too much to handle to go out and meet girls, so he sets up an account on meester.net. The flood of responses never comes, save for one email from Susan, a struggling artist who finds her job as a waitress stifling her creativity. Susan is also on the shy side and is seeking an alternative to the classic dating situation. When Arin and Susan finally meet, that alternative dating situation comes to life as the two refuse to communicate verbally with each other, wanting to avoid bullshit small talk. Instead, when they do need to communicate to each other, they pass a pen and pad back and forth.
Cast & Characters
Susan Buice as Susan;
Arin Crumley as Arin;
Julia Ann Ames as Laundromat Fantasy Girl;
Lindsey Anderson as Couple on subway;
Derik Babtiste as Internet single;
Doug Boatwright as Gay couple;
Kevin Bostic as Restaurant customer;
Brad Calcaterra as Studio Vermont founder;
Michael Camacho as Voice of doctor;
Yuan-Kwan Chan as Model;
Lucie Cuadrado as Attractive woman in street;
Michael Cuomo as College Boyfriend;
Milton Darnell as Gay couple;
Liz Davito as 2nd Sexual Encounter;
Jeremy Ebenstein as Ex-boyfriend